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kirkenovak:

Headcanon: Sam died after the Trials, Dean went crazy and ever since, has been carrying a small potted plant everywhere with him, pretending it’s Sam.
That pretty much explains everything about season 9;

Dean: HAHAHA LOOK AT YOU SAMMY HAHAHA OH WHAT WOULD YOU DO WITHOUT ME TO RESCUE YOU HAHAHA
Werewolf: Dude… dude… What the hell? Why are you talking to a potted plant????
Dean: HAHAHA DON’T WORRY SAM I’LL GET US OUT OF HERE
Werewolf: Dude, come on, seriously…

Castiel: I’m sorry Dean but it’s time you accepted that Sam is dead and moved on
Dean: CAS I’M SORRY BUT YOU CAN’T STAY HERE BECAUSE OF REASONS
Castiel:

Dean: HAHAHA OH NO CAPTURED AGAIN ARE WE SAMMY HAHAHA
Demon: Huh?!

Crowley: Why…
Kevin: Just humour him, ok?
Crowley: But…
Kevin: Trust us, just go along with it or he’ll kick you out

Dean: HAHAHA SAMMY YOU ARE GETTING CAUGHT MORE TIMES THAN A POKEMON HAHAHA
Ghost: I am not comfortable with doing this anymore

Crowley: I’m really sorry about Sam. You know, me and him, we had a bond, we understood each other on many levels, both of us were ultimately cursed and I think if he lived, we’d be able to explore our complicated relationship, maybe even build a friendship. If I may say so, I think it would have been fascination thing to witness let alone go through.
Dean: HEY CROWLEY WANNA GO ON A ROAD TRIP?!?!

Dean: SAM IS ALIVE I MADE A DEAL WITH AN ANGEL WE TRICKED SAM INTO ACCEPTING HIM SO GLAD YOU UNDERSTAND ME AND MY MOTIVATIONS AND FORGAVE ME
Castiel: Um, Dean, you can’t trick someone into accepting an angel, if that was possible, don’t you think Lucifer or Michael would have exploited that loophole? On top of that, it would have been morally repugnant to do such a thing, not only you’d be robbing Sam of a choice, which given his history would have dire consequences to his sanity and mental well being but above all, you’d be violating the sanctity of his bodily integrity. As an angel I’d have felt obliged to be horrified and appalled on Sam’s behalf.
Dean: SO GLAD WE’RE ON THE SAME WAVELENGTH BUDDY!!!

Dean: HAHAHA IF I DIDN’T KNOW YOU I WOULDN’T HAVE THE SLIGHTEST IDEA YOU’VE BEEN HUNTING SINCE YOU WERE IN DIAPERS HAHAHA
Vampire: And now I can die in peace knowing that I’ve seen everything

Kevin: Ok, that’s been going on for too long, I’m leaving and since you don’t want to help me, I’m going to find my mum myself!
Dean: OH GOD NO WHAT HAVE I DONE KEVIN IS DEAD AND IT’S MY FAULT!
Kevin: Seriously, if that was your mom, you’d do everything to try to find her, even if she was “changed”, I need to do this
Dean: I AM POISON THE GUILT IS CRUSHING ME!!!!
Kevin: I’m serious, Dean, I’m leaving for good
Dean: EVERYTHING I TOUCH DIEEEEEEES
Kevin: *kicks the potted plant on the ground*
Dean: OH GOD WHERE IS SAMMY GOTTA FIND SAMMY AND KEVIN IS STILL DEAD EVIL ANGEL

Castiel: Dean, before Sam died, you two discussed the possibility of using your new found knowledge of demons and hell to rescue souls and turn demons human. I think that it’s time we…
Dean: SAM HATES ME KEVIN IS DEAD I AM POISON I AM DEATH
Castiel …and I’m done.

Sam: *sits on the desk in silence because he’s a motherfucking potted plant*

agelade:

crossroadscastiel:

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The thing that’s so awesome about this episode as far as consent goes is that even the vampire “mama” asked Alex if she wanted to be turned.  Alex was traumatized and psychologically injured, and the people around her who cared for her (including a monster who is otherwise definitely not the fuzzy teddybear sort that benny or lenore were) were careful about checking in with her about what she wanted, acknowledged that things were complicated for her and that she might need time.

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